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>>CHILDREN'S LAWS OF OWNERSHIP
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>>1.     If I like it, it is mine
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>>2.     If it's in my hand, it's mine
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>>3.     If I can take it from you, it's mine
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>>4.     If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
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>>5.     If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
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>>6.     If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
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>>7.     If it looks just like mine, it's mine
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>>8.     If I think it's mine, it's mine
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>>9.     If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine
>>10.        If ...........................!
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>>Oops, sorry I've been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents
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>>Never mind.... 
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>>Have a nice day!